Well, I went to the hand specialist today and it looks like there is a chance I need surgery. If so it will happen in the next two weeks. The Dr. said that there is a good chance that there is a 'foreign body' in my palm. The only way to extract it is to knock me out and and make a zig zag cut in the palm of my hand. Two weeks of stiches following surgery, no waiting tables, This is so stupid! Me and Uncle Bob will recuperate together.
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That is f-ed up
Tell me about it
Stupid wood.
What? That's crazy. It must be a mutant alpha-splinter or something supernatural.
so that gets you out of wiping bobs ass right?
I've figured it out. Dakota licked the piece of wood before you got it stuck in your hand. Now you've got one of Dakota's super bacteria.
I think you're right Nick! Either that or there was MRSA on the wood and now you;re sick for life.
Hope it's not MRSA, or the dreaded Dakota bacteria. If it's the Dakota bacteria you might grow a you know what on your hand. Gross.
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